I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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