the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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