Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We need to rekindle our bromance
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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