Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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