whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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