Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i think my cat just said my name.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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