Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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