Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
tell me about the fingering
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