What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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