I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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