I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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