If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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