I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Enjoy the penises
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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