Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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