I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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