So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
