Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So vagazzling was a success
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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