READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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