Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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