He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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