whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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