whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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