She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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