haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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