I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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