Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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