Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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