I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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