I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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