when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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