She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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