yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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