I'm eating all of the evidence.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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