i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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