At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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