If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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