Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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