Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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