i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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