Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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