ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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