oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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