nut hugger
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Welp...herpes.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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