Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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