marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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