let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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