hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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