Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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