Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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