i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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