I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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