He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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