People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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