Say something about gay babies.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I FOUND THE LEGS
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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